The world’s first inflatable
helmet-based solution to
the 2016 election
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The Election Just Disappears
From city council right up through POTUS. You can ignore it all. All the time.
The political machine will try almost anything to reach you. Lalalala stops them all.
A fully integrated system to completely eradicate the 2-party system from your life. No more lies or circular finger-pointing
Never have another political argument. Opinions you don't want to hear just go away.
Forget about the vortex of lies that is the media circus of this election season. Take some “you” time.
Use the included Clog Knob to disable respiration. Finally — relief.
Passionate about Abdicating Responsibility.
Who's behind this?
We're passing Anti-Corruption Acts in cities and states across America. Anti-Corruption Acts stop political bribery, end secret money and give every voter a voice.
Click here to learn more about the campaign.